Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

A Valentine's For Homophobes

  

 

Fighting With Siri

  

 

Stupid People Speaking In Public

 

 

 

A Brat For Hanukkah

 

Funny vintage footage of a news anchor interviewing a Rabbi about Hanukkah while his wild child acts up to the side of the frame. Dad tries to calm him but he never gives up. Wait till the end. Happy Chanukah everyone! Enjoy your festival of lights!

 

 

Douchebags Who Want To Be Your Future Husband

 

 

DUMBASSES WITH GUNS: HILARIOUS VIDEO OF MAN SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE LEG

  

A reaction many of us can relate to.

 

Westboro Baptist Church Comes To Long Beach...and Gets Told

 

This will make you weep with pride! The clash happened back in Feburary and I just stumbled upon it. Way to go Long Beach. <3 If only we could do this ANYWHERE those Westboro Baptist Bitches show up! In fact, wouldn't it be sweet if we could have a Million Gay March at their doorstep?!!

 

Kid Mocks Live News Report of Kim Kardashian's Wedding

 
Amongst all the pukey coverage of KK's wedding day, a surprising savior in the form of hellspawn eased our dry-heaving in this weepy CNN report.

 

 

Kendall and Kylie Kardashian Ruining Katy Perry's Fireworks Song

 
My gay heart wept like a wet firework as I watched Katy Perry's inspirational song visually massacared as a back drop to bad music video making and beauty pagent modeling. Then my gay heart not only wept but got angry at seeing it on Kim Kardashian's site posted as "Kendall and Kylie's New Music Video" Sooooo just because you lipsync to a song (which we've all done), you now have a music video? Shouldn't she be saying Kendall and Kylie LIPSYNC (AND RUIN) Katy Perry's Firework? Also take notice of the youtube video below. You'll notice it says Kendall and Kylie COVER of Firework by Katy Perry. I'm sorry, but doesn't "cover" mean sing??????? My apologies if this video makes you want to rip your eyeballs out their sockets.

 

 

Justin Bieber Cone-ing And Being a Dumbass

This makes my gay heart puke. It's obvious the douchetard has no respect for Retail Slaves. I guess the cone-ing is harmless, but what was that shit about him returning a drink from Wendy's? WTF??? Did he think it would be LOL hilarious and everyone would just adore his playful teenage antics? Barf. Justin, RHUPD (Retail Hell Underground Police Department) sentences you to 6 months of graveyard drive-thru duty at the 24 hr Wendys right off Hollywood Blvd.

 

 

4th of July Party Fails

 
 On this independence day choose your party wisely, you could end up weeping...

 

Drive-thru served on a platter.

 

Burnt weiners that end up sending you to the drive-thru.

 

Getting dirty at the Redneck Yacht Club? Can I bring my gun?

 

 

Dumbasses in charge of the bbq.

 

 

Dumbasses having a pool party.  

 

 

Dumbasses that can't agree on a budget and stop you from having a party at your favorite spot.

 

 

Hot dog eating contests are just disgusting and nasty. Hopefully the host remembers to include barf bag party favors for the contests....and the guests!

   

 

Morons playing with fireworks.

 

Happy 4th of July! Be safe and remember to always duck and cover!

 

The Hoffsicle

Do you want to lick The Hoff? David Hasselhoff thinks so. And so does Del Monte! They've just come out with a smoothie flavored popsicle shaped like his image. I don't know about licking The Hofficle, but I might enjoy biting its head off. This cheesy promotional video will have you weeping with laughter. But what I really want to know David, is are you going to make vodka Hoffsicles? Maybe then I'd lick...

 

   

Former DC Real Housewife Michaele Salahi Singing and Modeling

 
This scary photo of Michaele Salahi looking like a wet kitchen broom at a Miami beach is not the weepiest thing she's done recently, below is her hideous droid-like perfomance on an NBC Miami morning show. Following in the footsteps of many other Real Housewives, she's got a shitty new dance song called Bump It , complete with obligatory black rapper. Please Michaele, for the sake of the weeping world, we don't want to see any more of your bony emaciated body or hear anymore robotic karaoke singing and demented crazy lies. Go back to the winery and stay out of the public eye, you're blinding us. Isn't there a way to get the FCC to ban her from television? 

 

 

Grandparents At The Computer

 

Frank and Rita are having technical difficulties! How can you not love them! I want to help and runaway at the same time! They are so adorable...

 

  

Did you hear a click?????

 

Happy 80th Birthday Rita! Your gorgeous!

YouTube Twilight Fans Go Crazy Over Breaking Dawn Trailer Preimere

While most of us gay hearts weep tears of blood over anything having to do with Twilight (except for maybe Taylor Lautner's half naked bod), this YouTube mash up of fan reaction to the next installment Breaking Dawn will have you breaking down with laughter. I guess I get where they're coming from, I had the same reaction downloading Lady GaGa's new album and playing it for the first time. So there you go.