Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Misspelled Protest Banners

Their condomnation is our LOL.

 

Newspaper Ad Placement Fail

 

 

 

A Brat For Hanukkah

 

Funny vintage footage of a news anchor interviewing a Rabbi about Hanukkah while his wild child acts up to the side of the frame. Dad tries to calm him but he never gives up. Wait till the end. Happy Chanukah everyone! Enjoy your festival of lights!

 

 

N.J. Bridal Shop Refused to Sell Wedding Dress to Lesbian Bride

From ABC News:

Popular reality wedding shows such as "Say Yes to the Dress" depict how emotionally trying the purchase of a wedding dress can be, but Alix Genter found that out for herself when she was refused her dream dress from a New Jersey bridal boutique.

Genter, a graduate student at Rutgers University, was refused the sale of wedding dress at Here Comes the Bride, in Somers Point, N.J., after she says its manager found out she was a lesbian and insulted her about her pending "illegal action."

Donna Saber, who owns and manages the small bridal boutique, had initially called Genter to follow up on the availability of a special light-weight version of the dress Genter had coveted from her shop.

Saber told ABCNews.com that when she prepared to call Genter about her order, she noticed that she had crossed out the word "groom" and put in the word "partner" instead.

"When I mentioned it to her, 'Oh, I see you crossed out groom and put in partner,' I got a barrage," Saber said. "I literally got a barrage of 'bigot' and other really cruel words...I might be the kind of person that when you get at me, I might continue the fight, and maybe I shouldn't say this, but I have my beliefs. I did say that I, to the best of my knowledge in the state of New Jersey, that we do operate in New Jersey. If she had remained calm, I would have been able to tell her, that it's illegal, it's an illegal action, that her marriage was illegal in NJ. "

Even so, her store's Yelp profile has received well over 300 reviews, most of them of them negative, in the last 24 hours alone from individuals all over the country, which proves that the topic of gay marriage remains a sensitive issue.

The boutique's Facebook page administrator had removed similar comments from its public wall.

Saber says that she does regret her words towards Genter and said that on Friday afternoon she left Genter a voicemail expressing apology for her behavior.

Genter didn't respond to the apology, telling ABCNews.com, "I can't have this in my life and I've decided not to talk to any more press. I've said what I've needed to."

Kathryn Hamm, president and co-founder of gay-friendly wedding vendor directory GayWeddings.com, said "It's not surprising that this happened, but the good news is that it's happening with less frequency among wedding vendors in the industry. For what it's worth, I can understand how vendors who haven't considered this issue may not be in favor of it [gay marriage] – it feels scary and intimidating."

Hamm added, "Alix Genter's wedding will forever now will be associated with that very difficult and disrespectful experience. My heart goes out to her and her family. It's a day of celebration that they are preparing and planning for, and Alix has the same right to experience that joy as any other bride."

In June 2011, New York joined Washington, D.C., Iowa, Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont with its legalization of same-sex marriage.

Same-sex unions in New York State are not differentiated from traditional unions statistically, but more than 5,000 couples in New York City have applied for marriage licenses within the last two months, compared with 4,191 over the same time period last year, Mark Botnik of the New York City Mayor's office told ABCNews.com

The jump in marriage license applications and ceremonies has kept the New York City Clerk's office has been busy.

"The atmosphere has been very positive since the law took effect on July 24th, and we have seen a pretty decent increase in volume of people here," said Michael McSweeny, City Clerk of the City of New York.

"Every day I've seen same sex couples coming in for licenses and ceremonies, and the atmosphere is very upbeat – it's been a summer that none of us will ever forget."

via abcnews.go.com

 

Michele Bachmann Mispronounces Chutzpah

The media is saying her flub sounded like "choot-spa", but I'm telling you, it sounds more like shitz-spuh and I think the bitch is doing it on purpose!!! Or maybe a wire short-circuited in her memory board?? They really should look into replacing her Jewish slang chip. If these kinds of malfunctions are going to happen while she squawks sound bites at us over the media waves, they need to spend a few million more on maintenance at The Stepford Body Shop. And let's hope they don't trade her in for one of those T models.

 

 

LA's Carmageddon

 
I first heard the term Carmageddon on Monday when I was talking to a neighbor who was shocked when I said I was going to Sierra Madre in the Pasadena area on Sunday to visit a friend. "What about Carmageddon???" she said. I was like, "Huh? Carma what?? Come again?"

I was aware the 405 was being shut down to demolish the Mulholland bridge and folks were being told to avoid the area, but I didn't know it was freaking everyone out and had been given the lovely mashed up disaster titleof "Carmageddon!" Leave it to Angeleno's to give a freeway closure an end of the world nickname! We're so Hollywood! Throw in some zombies running loose in the fast lane and we've got a blockbuster party!

All of this buzz and impending commuter doom has happened before. Anyone remember the weepy meltdown over the Olympics coming to LA? City residents feared traffic would become an outright nightmare and many talked of leaving town or staying home. Of course nothing everhappened, (probably because so many scardy cats got of out town!)

Hours after the Carmageddon warning from my neighbor, three other people were telling me not to go and what they are doing to avoid going anywhere in their car! A bit over the top? Perhaps, but we all weep over traffic and here in LA a slow moving freeway is like being strapped into a torture machine and having your body slowly stretched until your head explodes.

But like the Olympics, perhaps the jammed freeways of Carmageddon won't be as horrible as dreamed up. And perhaps the fear will force So Cal residents to take a weekend off and stay close to home!

I, on the other hand, am not staying home or calling a helicopter. I'm still going to drive right into Carmageddon and travel to Seirra Madre, unless I can't even get on the freeway on ramp. At which point I will accept my fate and go home to weep. However, if I find myself a victim of Carmageddon on the freeways, you will defintely see my weepy pics on here Monday.

In the mean time, here's a funny Carmageddon spoof using a scene from a movie with Hitler bitching in German. Apparently the douchebag fuhrer is upset about not being able to get to LAX...

 

  

Fox News Shows Tina Fey As Sarah Palin

 
 Yay! Hahahahahaha! Thanks for the chuckle FOX News! We <3 you Tina!

Video below - to fast forward past the bullshit, start at 45 seconds:

 

Cell Phones Causing Cancer

 
Here we go again. Seems like every few years the news media goes into a frenzy about cell phones causing cancer even though they have no real proof. My gay heart weeps at the thought of my phone slow-cooking tumors in my head like a microwave. If this is proven there will be panic and rioting in the streets!! The world WILL end! And many of us will just be found dead clutching our Iphones refusing to let let go of them. Below is a clip from The Soup of a hilarious goof that Good Morning America did regarding cell phone cancer:

  

FOX News Goofs On Schwarzenegger's Mistresses

 

Thank you for the LOL Fox! You guys are the funniest!

 

May 21 Doomsdayers: You Are Wrong and I Can Prove it with Lady Ga Ga

I know for a fact the world will not end on May 21st.

Why?

Because Lady Ga Ga's new album comes on May 23rd and Christ, along with God, Satan, and the rest of us don't want to miss it!!! Thank you for saving the world Ga Ga!

But there are those who feel differently and here in Los Angeles we are being treated to Judgement Day freeway billboards and dumbasses driving cars with Jesus save the date wraps (like the grinning bitch above) I don't know what she or any of these loons are thinking. If Jesus Christ did magically float down from the sky looking all 2nd century and exactly how they envision, she'd be the first to call the cops.

Come on May 21 Doomsdayers. Relax. Take a Xanax. Go have a drink. And if you see Jesus on Hollywood Boulevard, buy him a beer!

I think we should all have End of the World parties this weekend blasting Ga Ga while guzzling Judgement Jello Shots, Meteor mojitos, and Apocalyp-tinis!

Where did they get the money to waste on this advertising? Seriously, they could have used it to feed homeless people or something. Such a waste. 

 

Stupid News Headlines Like This one:

We can weep about the dumbass who wrote it -- then thank her for the LOL. But the burning question here is what did the deputy do with the buttocks crack?

via www.huffingtonpost.com