Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Super Bowl Party Snack Stadiums

I'm not a germaphobe but if I saw one of these snack stadiums at a Super Bowl party not only would my gayheart weep -- along with a certain family member's who shall go nameless, but we would run screaming from the toxi chemical food mess like foodies about to be infected with the Partially Hydrogenated Oil Virus. I posted one these creepy party buffets last year on Super Bowl Sunday as a joke and it's quite scary to see that they are now becoming a party thing! Yikes. I guess the reason is why actually cook good snacks when you can stop at 7-ll for junk food and toothpicks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CBS Banning Man Crunch Super Bowl Commerical

 

If only they had let it air.... Nothing better than watching straight men makeout after too many beers! And number 28 has a hot ass.

While claiming the commerical was not up to standards, CBS released the following statement in regards to the ban: "After reviewing the ad - which is entirely commercial in nature - our Standards and Practices department decided not to accept this particular spot. As always, we are open to working with the client on alternative submissions." 

Whatev CBS. Chicken shits.

 

Weepiest Super Bowl Commercials of 2011 Star Kim Kardashian, Timothy Hutton, and Simon Cowell

 

No surprise here, right? Why wouldn't Kim Kardashian have one of the weepiest commercials of Super Bowl 2011??? And it's soft core porn to boot! You look hot and all, Kim, and thanks for the boy eye-candy, but our gay hearts are still puking over everything else you represent. .

 

We all weep for your massive ego Simon, but bitch, please....seriously???

 

 ..and Timothy Hutton, all I can say is WTF?? What were you thinking?? (paycheck?) Gay hearts weep at your money saving comparisons and insensitivity. You should take your discount rat self and head on over to the McDonald's Value Menu.

 

These next two are definitely weepy....so horrible you'll weep with laughter..

 

 

Cram It in the Boot should team up with Money Drop.

 

 

Okay, this one is actually pretty awesome!

 

 

My favorite Super Bowl Commerical though, was the Doritos pug:

 

 

 

 

Bad Super Bowl Food

 
If you walk into a Super Bowl Party and see something weepy like this on the food table, it's time to start drinking and praying that you don't get alcohol poisoning by the end of the game so you can go get something edible at CPK. What in weenie hell???? They look more like Halloween than they do Super Bowl. Seriously that is just all kinds of wrong.

And below you have the White Trash Food Stadium. That's enough to make a gay heart call the health department.

Now it's no secret that I love me some Doritos (in fact I'm muching them right now before the game), but Doritos surround by Twinkies makes me want to barf. Happy Super Bowl Sunday everyone!