Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

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Westboro Baptist Church Comes To Long Beach...and Gets Told

 

This will make you weep with pride! The clash happened back in Feburary and I just stumbled upon it. Way to go Long Beach. <3 If only we could do this ANYWHERE those Westboro Baptist Bitches show up! In fact, wouldn't it be sweet if we could have a Million Gay March at their doorstep?!!

 

Gay Pride Gone Wrong: Beardboobs

I call him Beardboobs because he reminds of what bigfoot would look like with make up and thrift store clothes. Beardboobs magically appears at many LA events including Pride, grossing out nearly every person that catches sight of his weepy get up. He can often be spotted riding a bicycle and if you think his front is scary, the backside of Beardboobs will make you shriek like Drew Barrymore in Scream.The school girl skirt is too short and he's not wearing underwear underneath. When Beardboobs walks away, people point and jaws drop because you can see colors around his asshole!!!!!....yep...COLORS!!! The area around his asshole is TATTOOED!! EWWWWW and OUCH!!! and WTFOMG... and AAAAAAAAAAGH! My gay heart nearly vomited the $10 pride margarita I gulped because of heatstroke.

So if you missed seeing the elusive Beardboobs live on the streets of Weho today, for your Gay Pride Gross out pleasure, I felt it was my weepy duty to provide you with Beardboobs backside! (NOT FOR THE EASILY SICKENED OR IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE EATING WHILE READING THIS)

 CLICK HERE TO SEE BEARD BOOBS SCARY BACKSIDE PIC

Happy Gay Pride gayheart boys and girls!

And watch out for Beardboobs!

 

Men Who Take Off Their Shirts At Gay Pride But Shouldn't

 
I don't know what's weepier, being blinded by the pasty hairy back or the folds of flab spilling over his jeans. From LA Pride last year. Luckily 90% of the shirtless men at pride are hot, but there are always a few bold partiers that make us want to take off our own shirts just to cover them up.

Gay Pride Haters

 

Whenever gay hearts assemble in a large group, such as Gay Pride, the homophobic haters always show up with their banners and bullhorns attempting to ruin everyone's inspirational time. This usually consists of several bearded old men who look like redneck zombie truckers.

Protected by bored looking officers, the haters chant things like "Repent or perish in hellfire. God is unhappy with you. Pay for your sins before it's too late." Nothing makes a gay heart weep more than being told to "turn or burn," or that Jesus and God hate them.

However gay hearts are resilient and clever when it comes to facing these homophobic religious numbnuts. What was once a creepy hindrance, has turned into a gaylicious photo op.

Gay hearts now defiantly pose in front of the haters for collectible pictures like they were at Universal Studios in front of the harpooned sharked from Jaws.

Suitable for framing in the living room.