Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Creepy Croc Pumps

I bet they get what they want in the boardroom!

 

 

Bad Manners At The Laundromat

When two assholes collide.

 

Dress Made Out of 3000 Cow Nipples

Cow nipples? Seriously? WTF???? Whyyyyyyyy?

This weepy monstrosity is from UK designer Rachel Freire. As one would expect, animal rights groups got their own nipples into a twit when the dressed was shown in September and Frieire was quick to defend her ridiculous choice to shock and use cow nipples:

"I create fashion using material that would otherwise end up on the scrap heap. What I am doing is recycling. The people criticising are clearly clueless about the amount of leather wasted on a daily basis."

Sorry hon, it's still creepy as hell.

 

Apologizing For Drunk Behavior

While chocolate cake can sooth many situations, it's probably not the right apologetic gesture in this case.

 

Having The Entire World See You Loose Your Shit At A Haunted House

And your weepy screams will be immortalized in cyber world forever.

 

 

 

Not so fun to wail like a scared little bitch. But oh so much fun to watch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

Scary Celebrity Tattoos

Forget Paranormal Activity 3, waking up to Mrs. Doubtfire's warped inky face in the dark on your partner could be reason to scream like a blond about to be murdered. While body art is the eye of the beholder for the most part, these are some weepy fan tats for sure!

 

 

Somewhere Julie Roberts is screaming (and so is that viral video dog who is spooked by her face)

 

The many scary ink faces of Julia.

 

Who is this you ask? Isn't it obvious???

Why it's a QVC-jewelry-selling inspired drawning of Demi Lovato of course! (I hope she never sees this, she might have nightmares)

 

Oprah and Bob immoratalized freakishly on skin.

 

If you choked and gagged, and then guessed Bono on this one, you would be right! Although I don't remember Bono having a frankenstein forehead!

 

And she will Judge you....right into jail for wearing that!

 

Yes, I want a tat of Will Ferrel from Elf looking like he's seen Santa naked, yes that is exactly what I want!

 

...and I also want a tat of Patrick Swayze as a Minotaur with rainbows! They wiill be nice guides when I take my trip to mushroom land.

 

And no scary celebrity tat gallery would be complete with out some crazy! A bold bald Britney lets this fan never forget the pop icon's drunk hollywood nights.

 

 

Mondays

There's a reason why people hate Mondays. They come right after Sunday and usually involve work-induced shit storms that leave you feeling like your ass is caught up in a tangled mess not unlike the situation the pooch is in above . Tuesday hurry up and get here!

 

 

Creepy Bieber Fans

If this wasn't staged, Biebs better contact the FBI.

 

Photoshopped Celebs: Faith Hill

This weepiness happens so much I could have posted hundreds of magazine covers, but I love how Jezebel animated this to show you exactly how over the top magazine cover photoshop shenanigans are. It's too bad because Faith is a gorgeous woman, she's just not 21 anymore.

 

Taking a Dumbass Photo and Not Realizing It

  

Ke$ha fans glittering things up from Dumbassland. They really should go see the Wizard about getting some brains.

 

Scary Family Portraits

 
This weepy portrait will no doubt end up buying beachfront homes for several therapists! It's bad enough that they even thought of doing a naked pile, but can you imagine growing up and your parents showing this to all your friends and lovers!

 

Michelle Obama Photo Fail With The Queen

Weepy Photography 101. Always make sure there are no poles or TREES sticking out of people's heads!!! Luckily, Michelle is still gorgeous even with the unwanted instant afro from hell!