There's a reason why people hate Mondays. They come right after Sunday and usually involve work-induced shit storms that leave you feeling like your ass is caught up in a tangled mess not unlike the situation the pooch is in above . Tuesday hurry up and get here!
...not before she cuts off your balls and feeds them to her poodle!
A Reddit user saw this bully signage while walking in NYC. The douchetard also put a period where a comma should be, so that shows you the intelligence level of pyscho.