My ears aren't just weeping, they're bleeding!
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If Lisa D'Amato Does Not Win Top Model All-Stars!
We'll be flippin' tables and throwin' chairs if this bitch does not win!
Seriously. On a season which Tyra proclaims is not all about modeling and more about finding a "brand" and "celebrity"- who could honestly beat our Lisa D?
With wholesome Shannon out of the picture, it's down to the top 5 bitches. And don't get it twisted- we love ourselves some Angelea soundbites and Allison photos, but the true star of the season has been without question Lisa.
Actually, we take that back. Lisa has been the star of the series in general. She ruled cycle 5 and ever since then we've missed her amazing presence on the show until she finally returned this season.
And y'all know we wrote about La Puchinetta before Top Model All-Stars aired this season, begging the question "why is this bitch not a bigger star?"
She's proved to be a great model, recording artist,- hell, the bitch can even sell her own perfume line!
If Tyra is really looking for a "brand" and Lisa is not the winner, then the little faith I have in Ms. Banks has been lost.
Karma is a bitch,Tyra.
Which is why we'll be watching tonight...and you better be too! CW 9/8 central!
TEAM LA PUCHINETTA!
Lisa's new video for her song "Soldier"
When Your Job Is To Advertise On The Street Wearing a Costume (Unless your Justin Timberlake or Lady GaGa)
I would so dress up as a hot dog if I could be between them all day!
Most Awesome coworkers in the world! (And hilarious SNL sketch)
Happy 4th of July!
Enjoy your liquors today!
