Not the shades OR hair you want to be seen in this summer. Contrary to what the 80's dance song sings, every day is NOT Halloween! It's three months away, come on people! Visors don't need hair and glasses shouldn't look like an alien is about to take over your body.
My friend Kerry was on the NYC subway and text me this Hat Violation pic of a crazy lady wearing a giant fur hat that looks like a Mongolian Battle Helmet. What made her "crazy" was her voice: she had sheet music out and was singing to herself. Hearts were weeping, ears were bleeding.