Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Confusing Halloween With Fashion

A freakishly fun costume for West Hollywwod Carnival, but a real scare for afternoon shopping in Milan. Hopefully Head Fashion Police Officer Joan Rivers is reaching for her shotgun....and she shoots the right shrunken head!

 

 

Nicki Minaj's Harajuku Disaster at The VMA's

  
We love you Nicki and you have done some wildly insane fashionista looks in the past, but this weepy Harajuku-inspired concoction looks like it was vomited together with a glue gun, some yarn, and a shopping spree at the 99 Cents store. C'mon Nicki, you are an amazing artist and a beautiful woman, there's no need for you to look like a circus clown from the movie Contagion.

  
Mama Beyonce does it right. Nicki is ready for Halloween in Weho.

 

Snooki's Italian Fashion Accident

 

And I'm not refferring to her real car accident with a police car in Italy (although that in itself is pretty hilarious). While the neck brace was a joke for the show, there is no excuse for the horrible weepy Gucci bag, fugly tight top, Daisy Duke shorts, and Planet of the Apes fur boots. Snooks looks like she is trying to woo the Italian Bigfoot out of hiding. Unless she's perfected her mating call, he may just run for the hills. 

 

Fugly Handbags

 
Just what every woman wants to carry: a handbag that looks like a door matt! My friend Kerry spotted this weepy monstrosity at KOHLS. Not surprising, it was on the clearance rack. There's a good chance it will still be there even when they mark it down to FREE, PLEASE TAKE!