Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Gay Pride Gone Wrong: Beardboobs

I call him Beardboobs because he reminds of what bigfoot would look like with make up and thrift store clothes. Beardboobs magically appears at many LA events including Pride, grossing out nearly every person that catches sight of his weepy get up. He can often be spotted riding a bicycle and if you think his front is scary, the backside of Beardboobs will make you shriek like Drew Barrymore in Scream.The school girl skirt is too short and he's not wearing underwear underneath. When Beardboobs walks away, people point and jaws drop because you can see colors around his asshole!!!!!....yep...COLORS!!! The area around his asshole is TATTOOED!! EWWWWW and OUCH!!! and WTFOMG... and AAAAAAAAAAGH! My gay heart nearly vomited the $10 pride margarita I gulped because of heatstroke.

So if you missed seeing the elusive Beardboobs live on the streets of Weho today, for your Gay Pride Gross out pleasure, I felt it was my weepy duty to provide you with Beardboobs backside! (NOT FOR THE EASILY SICKENED OR IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE EATING WHILE READING THIS)

 CLICK HERE TO SEE BEARD BOOBS SCARY BACKSIDE PIC

Happy Gay Pride gayheart boys and girls!

And watch out for Beardboobs!

 

Craft Store Drag Queens

 
Hat by Michael's, cape by Joanna's, pinwheels by Party Store. Balls to do something like this? By Mary Jane. Somewhere in the halls of Drag U, Rupaul is weeping in horror and hopefully starting a coalition to stop Craft Store Drag Queens from going out in public and scaring people.

Bad Drag Musical Videos

Somewhere in the halls of DRAG-U Rupaul is weeping. And so am I. No one wants to see a fat drag queen eat chicken. It could cause eye-bleeding.