Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Cat Sweat Shirts

 

 

 

Trying To Beat The Heat

 

...and all you have is a shitty baby pool.

 

 

Extreme Dog Grooming

Dogs looking like roosters, tigers, and Elvis? WTF? Those poor painted poodles! While entertaining to watch, the weep factor is off the canine charts. If Fluffy could speak she'd most likely say: Really???? You're going to make me look like a breakfast buffet? Get this shit off of me NOW and get me a treat for my suffering!

 

Caged Easter Bunnies

 
So who was the dumbass that thought the Animal Testing Cage look would be a perfect Easter novelty for kids? WTF???? Showing up in stores several years ago, these pathetic caged Easter bunnies even look sad - like they are pleading for help: "Save me, I don't want to eat the plastic carrot injected with foot cream!" Every time I see one my gay heart weeps, wanting to engage my hands in tearing apart the cage and setting the fake Easter bunny free. It should be allowed to live a full Easter bunny novelty life by having its ears and eyes torn off by a hellspawn child and eventually becoming the chew toy of a dog or cat.

 

Having To Get Out of Bed

 
This is Sonny and while he loves morning walks, he doesn't love them when he's not ready to get out of bed! We weeping gay hearts feel the same way. Wouldn't it be nice to say screw you work and roll back over for another hour? Below is his sister Cher, who seconds her brother's weepy motion:

Sonny and Cher live in Santa Monica, CA with their mommy Daiva.