Stuff That Makes A Gay Heart Weep

Mariah Carrey Selling Stuff On HSN

 

 Mimi better stick with singing.

 

 

Instant Eye Lifts

 

How about instant puff eye! Aparently the idea that eye lids can look better using some kind of tape has been around in Asia for a while now. So of course the info commerical kings of America had to get in on the action coming up with their own version and this weepy commercial that leaves you saying WTF? In some examples the women looked like they were at the begining stages of an allergy attack or they smoked too much ganga. Just say no to Dream Look, the last thing you want to do is make your eyes look fat! 

The Hoffsicle

Do you want to lick The Hoff? David Hasselhoff thinks so. And so does Del Monte! They've just come out with a smoothie flavored popsicle shaped like his image. I don't know about licking The Hofficle, but I might enjoy biting its head off. This cheesy promotional video will have you weeping with laughter. But what I really want to know David, is are you going to make vodka Hoffsicles? Maybe then I'd lick...

 

   

Emergency Underpants

   Maybe if they had skulls or little army men...

 

Woman Who Speaks Cat Runs Cat Hotel

 

Meooooooooow!

 

Having To Wear A Budweiser WristBand To Drink Alcohol At Gay Pride

 
If I'm gonna bitch out as a walking billboard for alcohol, it's gonna be for Jack. Or Crystal Head with a little skull. Or maybe Skinny Girl. Not you Bud.

But seriously, we pay 20 bucks to enter a festival and advertise????  So lame.

Pic is from last year's gay pride in Long Beach.

Who did you bitch out for this year?

YouTube Twilight Fans Go Crazy Over Breaking Dawn Trailer Preimere

While most of us gay hearts weep tears of blood over anything having to do with Twilight (except for maybe Taylor Lautner's half naked bod), this YouTube mash up of fan reaction to the next installment Breaking Dawn will have you breaking down with laughter. I guess I get where they're coming from, I had the same reaction downloading Lady GaGa's new album and playing it for the first time. So there you go.

 

Lord of the Dance 3D

 

Let the weeping begin. Followed by gagging, and possibly a little puke. Lord of the Dance in 3D? WTF??? It looks like one of those bad SNL skits that gets movie treatment. Thankfully, for us terrified gay hearts Lord of the Dance 3D will only be clogging up theaters for one week. Yes, they are promoting it as a limited engagment to lure moviegoers into theatres for the 3D experience.....which I do not even get. Does anyone really want to watch Michael Flatley dance in 3D? His he naked? Do they think we will be impressed by kicking feet and laser spotlights in 3D? It will be interesting to see how the film plays out at the box office and how fast afterwords the commericals will start up for the DVD release. One thing is for sure, with theatres spooling out Lord of the Dance, Red Riding Hood, Battle For LA, and Disney's scary-bad Moms Needs Mars, many gay hearts will be making it a Netflix night.