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Winning The Toyota Email Lottery
I got an email from Toyota Japan's customer service department saying that I have won the Toyota Japan Lottery Award. These prize emails always make me weep LOLs with their language slaughtering and silly misspellings. Here's the email notifying me of the million dollar win that comes with a new Toyota car! Wow!
From: "TOYOTA JAPAN LOTTERY AWARD"<lucy@cpic.>
Date: January 17, 2012 7:26:35 PM PST
Subject: TOYOTA JAPAN LOTTERY AWARD
Reply-To: <telexdepartmentclaim@yaho>
TOYOTA JAPAN LOTTERY AWARD
Customer Service Department
Affiliate of Toyota Branch China.
28 Tanfield Road Tiaxiu lio Beijing China
PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.
As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the E-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 2719-226-1319, with serial number 902-66 drew the lucky numbers 05-12-30-11-17-43 and Bonus number 10 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/ 453L /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.
You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of US$1,000,000.00 in cash, including a Toyota car which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$12,650,000.00 shared among the international winners in the Second category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of US$1,000,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shipped to.
To begin your claim, please call our claim agent or send email immediately to:-
Mr. Philip Tang (Claims Agent)
Foreign Services Manager,
Transglobe Finance Securities
Email:- telexdepartmentclaim@yah
Mon - Friday (8Hrs Gmt to 18HrsGmt)
Sat & Sun (8Hrs Gmt to 12HrsGmt)
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NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and other information provided above and below in every one of your correspondences to your claiming agent.
Congratulations'' once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely,
Online coordinator
www.Toyota.com.cn
Jesus Ween
Yes, my fellow gayhearts and Halloween lovers, our sacred holiday of dressing up and scaring the shit out of each other has been violated and ripped off by freaked out Christians! No disrespect to you Jesus worshipers out there, but COME.THE. FUCK. ON! Seriously? Jesus Ween??????
Jesus Ween makes me want to Jesus Weep tears of blood. Why couldn't they call it Jesus Loves You In Fall or Dress Up Like Jesus Day (but don't act like him). Or how about Jesus Shoe Sandal Sale Day. Also they are being a bit greedy here. Jesus already has a huge celebration on his birthday -- and then he gets notoriety for rising from the dead on Zombie Jesus Day, but NOOOOOOO, that is not enough! They had to go and pic the date for their Jesus weening on the holiest of our hell days - October 31st!!!! So not fair you Jesus Freaks. I realize Halloween bothers you and you are terrified of our costumes, candy, and haunted houses, but who told you to care? All you have to do is close the blinds, turn off the TV, grab your bible and head to bed early (without sex). You'll notice nothing and still be in the good graces of your man Jesus.
The Jesus Ween website looks more frightening than any maze at Knott's Scary Farm and here's a Huff Po report to really chill your bones....although they'd never admit it, Jesus Ween looks to be their commerical answer to Satan's Halloween (which rakes in billions of dollars from consumers). They will be selling bibles and other items in what they call a "friendly way." Yeah, I'm not just weeping, I'm screaming.
