Gay or straight, this is definitely a Valentine fail.
...and so is cheap-ass candy hearts that taste like chalk.
Only if it comes with razor blades.
Probably not a good idea.
Whatever a bitch smells like can't be good.
If your lover loves beer, they will probably hit you with this one.
Even as a joke this is the fastest way not to get sex on VD.
Really???
Hooter's wings on Valentine's = Break Up
It sprays poisonous gas too.
The pink gun supporting Breast Cancer may seem like a good idea to make your Valentine swoon, but when she aims it at your balls, you'll regret not going with your first instinct: anything from the jewelry store.
We will have a pop quiz today," that same sick feeling I had way back when swept over me.
Posted by: justin bieber shoes | 05/26/2012 at 03:05 AM